1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,040 The following program contains strong language and scenes of drug use. 2 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,720 Oh. 3 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:41,260 Oh. 4 00:00:58,990 --> 00:01:00,210 Just looking for a drug. 5 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:04,489 Oh, I was going to lie and say a bus stop, but yeah, drugs is so much better. 6 00:01:05,050 --> 00:01:07,130 We have everything. 7 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:08,590 Even tea. 8 00:01:09,710 --> 00:01:10,649 I'm Ken. 9 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:14,410 We live in a camper van, travelling up and down the country from Manchester to 10 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:18,750 Liverpool and from outer Manchester to outer Liverpool, selling drugs to people 11 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:19,750 who've run away from rehab. 12 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:24,170 I wasn't running away from rehab. I was jogging. 13 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:25,710 Jogging away from rehab. 14 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:30,430 Turn off the location tracker on your phone, please. This is Hat, my wife. 15 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,510 Su casa, mi casa. 16 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:34,590 That's Spanish for paella. 17 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:37,210 We do a lot of YouTube language courses. 18 00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:38,770 Oh, you're very good. 19 00:01:39,110 --> 00:01:40,110 Oh, gracious! 20 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:44,570 I'm Rosie. 21 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:49,510 What is Hat short for? Louise, but people find it hard to pronounce. 22 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:51,570 Smoke? 23 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:53,690 Oh, ow! 24 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,620 Sorry, people don't often throw beer at me for my peripheral vision. 25 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,080 And yours? 26 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,540 Er, long -term. 27 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,080 And other stuff. 28 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:04,420 All the stuff. 29 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:06,100 Don't you worry, love. 30 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,400 We've got all the stuff. 31 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,979 Including beans. 32 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,720 If you're staying for dinner. 33 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,800 Please don't throw beans at me. 34 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:19,180 That would be a way. We've got a motto here. Don't waste beans! 35 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,799 Don't waste beans. 36 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,560 I think I heard the Dalai Lama use that exact same mantra. 37 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:24,629 Come on. 38 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:26,330 Have a beer and a smoke. 39 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:27,930 Relax. 40 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:41,610 So is it just you two here, like an ice cream van for addicts? 41 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:44,890 Addicts is a kind of labelling. We prefer smack heads. 42 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,320 How is that better? 43 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:50,760 It's not. We just prefer it. And he whittles away his ward in case the 44 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,420 form us to do our occasion. 45 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,560 Some of our best customers. 46 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,740 Oh, reminiscent of a young rodin. Or a provocative gormling. 47 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:04,040 It provokes the essence of... It's a bunch of logs, isn't it? Oh, yeah, it's 48 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:04,899 total shit. 49 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:08,660 So wouldn't you prefer living in town? You know, more addicts. Smack heads, 50 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:10,320 Laura. Addicts is offensive. 51 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,080 Why? They've got something wrong with them. 52 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:17,060 No, we always choose somewhere green and natural, Rosie. 53 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:19,240 Don't chop the shit out of them. 54 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,280 I mean, look at this place. 55 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:24,020 Look at us. 56 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,780 Have you ever seen anything more beautiful? 57 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:33,080 Can you even imagine anything more beautiful? 58 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,820 No. No, I can't imagine anything more beautiful. 59 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:41,090 The colours here are like honey. 60 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:43,830 And I can hear the birds. 61 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:46,150 Every single bird. 62 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:49,930 The wind is making its own music with the birds. 63 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:51,910 The oneness. 64 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,790 It's the music of the spheres. 65 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:00,590 The sky is like a jigsaw. 66 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:03,830 I've forgotten how to ride a unicycle. 67 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,570 I know the happy new customer. 68 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,000 You're beautiful. 69 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,680 Oh, we're the same. 70 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,260 You're me and I'm you. 71 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:20,680 I will never eat another tree again. 72 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:25,560 Oh, mythical thingies. Hi, Graham. 73 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:26,780 Hi, Billy. 74 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,720 She's like an episode of Bob Ross. 75 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:34,280 Shall we pop a few shrooms down now? 76 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:36,840 Do you need anything? 77 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,660 Do you need money? A holiday? 78 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:41,680 We should go to the Sharm El Sheikh together. 79 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:45,220 The kids from the estate will be here soon for the poppin' poppers. 80 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:47,220 You're going to have to get her off that tree. 81 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,780 She does look weird. 82 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,740 Yeah. 83 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:52,740 See, this is the driving license. 84 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:56,520 I can teach you to drive, but you might want to get the sunroof for your big 85 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,520 haircut. 86 00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,380 Fine. 87 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:00,920 I'll get rid of her. 88 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:03,920 Oh, shite. 89 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,020 I'll hold the van. You lose. 90 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:13,980 Come here, love, and have a quick puff of the good stuff. You can... Oh, 91 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:17,460 there you go. 92 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:18,820 Wait, 93 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:23,120 this isn't my tree. Ah, right, well, that's, you see, because your tree... 94 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:27,460 here. Ah, look after that. Your tree went down that way into town for the 95 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,460 91 bus. 96 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,780 That's right, I was looking for the bus stop one, then I... Yeah, yeah, run. 97 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,920 Again? Come on, love. 98 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:35,760 You don't want to get caught. 99 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,490 Rosie, what are you drinking? 100 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:02,470 I just escaped from an asylum and thought we could hang out. 101 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:08,430 Oh, and I have these pills prescribed to a Professor James Goldwich to be taken 102 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:09,430 when needed. 103 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:10,810 That's cold. 104 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,830 Do they get you high as shit? 105 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,810 Hell yeah. Take it to me. 106 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:23,430 Where did you get this? 107 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:24,730 Bottle bank. 108 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:26,630 Oh, God. 109 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,630 How old are you, woman? How old do you think I am? 110 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:31,610 39, like my grandma. 111 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:35,390 How dare you? Freddie, you always take ten years off when a lady asks you that 112 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:37,250 question. I did, Trey. I'm 35. 113 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,190 Here's my driving licence. Look. 114 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:44,370 Anyway, age doesn't matter. I could wrestle a bear. I could climb Everest. I 115 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,410 could swim the Channel. 116 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:47,670 You're having a rough time, then, eh? 117 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:49,490 Loony bin. 118 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:51,470 Approaching three brothers, begging for drink. 119 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:53,970 Do you need us to call someone? 120 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:55,990 How old are you three? 121 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:58,820 You look... Wait, let me take off ten years. 122 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:00,840 My God, you're toddlers. 123 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,680 Why are you out without your mother? 124 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:06,980 I'm Trey, 15, Victor's 14, and that one there, Frederick, is 16. 125 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:08,960 Rosie, can you do us a favour? 126 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,540 I am prepared to do anything for my new best friends. 127 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,300 Life's an adventure, isn't it? 128 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:19,000 Can you go into that shop and get us some din rislas, a pouch of baki, two 129 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,600 bottles of high -percent low -cost spirits? 130 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,420 Not cos you look old, just cos they know us round here. We steal a lot of 131 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:26,430 sandwiches. Could you keep me at the front of the shop? 132 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:29,990 Yes. Oh, only I've lost my wallet somewhere. 133 00:07:30,430 --> 00:07:32,110 Oh, come on. 134 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:35,030 Wow, 135 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,130 this could be my job. 136 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:44,210 That woman's a mess. 137 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,910 Oh, that's why she reminds me of Grandma. 138 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,740 Go, go, go! 139 00:08:46,989 --> 00:08:48,990 I've gotta get me a model white girlfriend 140 00:09:06,719 --> 00:09:07,719 Oh, stop! 141 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,520 That's a grandma on my dick, girl, you know. 142 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,840 Thank you, Trey. 143 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:19,280 This is my brother's house. You have permission to rob it because you helped 144 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,060 Nah, like some mobile spam. 145 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,700 Like some mobile spam. 146 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:27,940 Bye, Trey. 147 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,160 Oh. 148 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,240 You're just a rock. 149 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,440 Zoe, 150 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,520 Ruby, I have important news. 151 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:07,320 Now, don't be angry. 152 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,340 Rosie, why are you in rehab? 153 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:10,680 Because I know the meaning of life. 154 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,400 And if you just let me explain it, I'll write it down. Get a pen. 155 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,240 You okay, Joey? 156 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,920 Are you on something, Rosie? 157 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:20,080 Methamphetamine, pot, alcohol, and something called life. 158 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:22,220 And yet there is no life or death. 159 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:26,560 There is only action, to which there are no consequences. Because when I was on 160 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,820 the Titanic a moment ago, I saw things. 161 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:33,170 Billions and loads of galaxies are all tuning into me and everyone. 162 00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:37,270 And it doesn't matter whether you're an eyebrow or mustard gas or Gal Gadot from 163 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,990 Wonder Woman. Are you writing all this down? 164 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:43,270 Yeah, yeah, I'm writing this all down. It's just going to take me a while 165 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:44,670 because it's a bit complex. 166 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:48,070 You're right. Your tiny chicken brains will take years of silly to get to my 167 00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:52,890 level. So we'll have to start off with beans and their wastage. Now, Rosie, 168 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:54,670 of this is what it seems like. 169 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:56,010 Nothing is. 170 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,310 Bye, Joey. 171 00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:21,650 Nico, it's me. 172 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:25,190 I lost my keys and my wallet, but I found me. 173 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,330 What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in rehab. 174 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,250 Just was me in. 175 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:31,730 I've got company. 176 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,690 I don't care. This is an emergency. 177 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,250 Fine, fine. 178 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:42,810 Call me. I promise next time I'll have that token. 179 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,830 I ruined my contouring for you. 180 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,930 And you replaced me with this. 181 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,720 It's an emergency. 182 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,080 She's got no flair. 183 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,840 She hadn't even tucked her dick under. 184 00:11:55,700 --> 00:12:00,280 Nico, I need some more to think. Look, I know it's a waste of ice cream, but can 185 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,440 you help me shift my bed so I can sleep with my head in the freezer? Rosie, you 186 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,940 kind of ruined my night. And you're supposed to be in rehab. 187 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,720 I escaped, and then I took loads of drugs. 188 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,740 Rosie, I don't know what to do now. I should call someone or... 189 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,120 Any drugs left? 190 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,960 You'll have to check my nose. 191 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:20,420 Who was that? 192 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,720 My new best friend. 193 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,780 I'm auditioning them since you're supposed to be getting cleaned. 194 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:30,620 Drag artists look fun on TV, but in real life, the scale of their feet frighten 195 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,620 me. 196 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,120 Wow, 197 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,960 that flat looks amazing. 198 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,860 Did you hire a cleaner? 199 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:45,280 No, this is just how normal people live. 200 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:46,880 I'm Julia. 201 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,920 Oh, my God. Hi, Gregory. 202 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:52,700 Hi. Hi, I'm Rosie. Pleased to meet you. 203 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,400 It's your best friend. 204 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:11,540 I still feel like I should tell someone you say to let them know you're okay. 205 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,060 presumably the facility will be calling you next of kin. 206 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,320 Blah, blah and blah. 207 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,520 First I need to tell you all about the universe and my theories of all things 208 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,120 that ever existed or ever were to exist. 209 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:25,100 I have Mario Kart. That will also do. 210 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:29,960 Okay, let's have a chilled one tonight, okay? Sort all this out in the morning. 211 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,080 One final blow -up, okay? 212 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,180 Promise. I love you. 213 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,420 I love Bowser, didn't my controller. 214 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:53,670 Rosie, do you ever feel like there's something more wrong? 215 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,130 More wrong than what? 216 00:13:55,370 --> 00:14:00,610 I mean, if you'd gone into rehab, do you think they'd find something wrong with 217 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:01,810 you? There's nothing wrong with me. 218 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:05,050 There's something wrong with everyone. Nobody's perfect, except Holly 219 00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:08,410 Willoughby. I'm euphorically happy. Oh, I'm coming up. 220 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:09,910 Stuff can be genetic. 221 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,300 Your dad? I don't like to speak out of the dead. You don't. 222 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,800 I'm just saying I loved your dad, but okay, I'll drop it. 223 00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:56,850 God, am I in prison? 224 00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,390 Nico! 225 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:02,870 Nico! 226 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,830 Wake up! I think we were burgled! Shut up, Rosie. 227 00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:08,630 What happened in here? Did we have a party? 228 00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:11,830 I cannot stand the sound of your voice right now. 229 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,490 What happened to the bookcase? 230 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:19,950 Well, we were playing Mario Kart, and you love Bowser, obviously. 231 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:21,770 Right. 232 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:24,210 And the cleanse? 233 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:25,890 Also Bowser. 234 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,670 And why does my arm hurt? 235 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:30,970 Was that... Wario? 236 00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:34,590 Because I had to stop you jumping off the fucking balcony, Rosie. 237 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,110 Oh, God. 238 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,510 I took meth yesterday. 239 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,950 Ooh, your heart. 240 00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:44,270 On the day you're supposed to be checking into rehab, you took meth. 241 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,090 You're the original OG. 242 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:51,710 No, that doesn't work. Because the O in OG stands for original anyway, so I'd be 243 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,710 the original original. 244 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,500 Shut up, Rosie. I need to sleep. I've been awake all night making sure you 245 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,120 choke. It was amazing. 246 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,300 We should get some. You'll like it. It's like a billion times better than coke. 247 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,540 Or sex. 248 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:04,960 Or sex on coke. 249 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:06,180 Oh, cool plan. 250 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,140 And gee whiz, with beautiful results like this, why wouldn't I? 251 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,040 What did you do to your face? 252 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,920 I didn't do anything. 253 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:16,340 Oh. 254 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:21,780 I... Do the bottle at you when we run out. Oh, shit, Nico. 255 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,660 Well, you or Wario, Potato, Wotato. 256 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:26,680 Oh, this is a mess, Nico. I'm sorry. 257 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:27,980 Oh. 258 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,520 Can you untie me? 259 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:37,480 Oh, God. OK, so, a little role play for you. 260 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:41,420 Imagine you and me off for a night out on the town. 261 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,980 It's around half past 11. 262 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,260 You're looking hot. I'm looking hotter. Snatch. 263 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:49,230 And we're having a great time getting ready. 264 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:54,030 Then it's off to the bars with the overhead lighting because we both have 265 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:58,210 cheekbones. We only stay for one because I'm feeling predatory on the twinks. 266 00:16:58,670 --> 00:16:59,670 Ow! 267 00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:01,950 Christ, when did you last wax? 268 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,170 Just then, obviously. 269 00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:07,990 OK, so... I'm going to be you. And you're going to be me. 270 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,990 And I'm going to show you what you can get like on a night out. 271 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:12,390 No, I don't get it. 272 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:14,130 So I'll play you, you play me. 273 00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:16,089 And theme. 274 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,280 I love a bit of theatre. 275 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:18,520 Let's do shots. 276 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,119 No, you do him. 277 00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:24,660 Uh, uh, tequila, Zambuca or Jagerbomb? 278 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,220 All three because I can't pace myself. 279 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:31,440 Tonight's going to be such a good night for me because I'm totally selfish. 280 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,960 Now, hold on a minute. She's not selfish. 281 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,760 She buys most of the drinks. 282 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:40,030 It sure is, as long as my whining don't get in the way and I don't get Rosie an 283 00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:41,590 Uber before she's ready to leave. 284 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:45,310 You're on the right here, you know where, Rosie. Yes, and unless I don't 285 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:50,010 a raging, violent monster that picks fights with bouncers and cries about 286 00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:52,030 I should have had therapy for years ago. 287 00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:56,010 Therapy. For people who've nobody to go for a pint with. Oh, would you look at 288 00:17:56,010 --> 00:18:00,010 that? I'm still feeding Rosie drugs and alcohol, even though I can see she's a 289 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:02,290 little tipsy. Maybe I'm a control freak. 290 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,910 Time to do that dance I think looks sexy. 291 00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,030 Yes, me too. 292 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:12,650 I'm going to suddenly decide to clear the dance floor with my ballet. 293 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:15,390 Is nobody going to Riverdance? 294 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:20,040 Rosie probably needs more drinking drugs in her so I can dictate her behaviour. 295 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,700 I'm going to take some more drugs and fuck the bouncer in the toilet while 296 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,740 Nico's fixing his hair. You didn't do that. 297 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,199 Rosie, no. 298 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,080 Everyone, look at my tits! 299 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,140 Oh, heck. I'll fight every one of you fucking wankers! Yeah, come on! 300 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,100 Suck my tits through the Jagerbomb, bitches! 301 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,460 That doesn't sound like Rosie. 302 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,160 That doesn't sound like me. It isn't you. 303 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,560 It's what you've become. 304 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,800 Rosie, this is terrible, my love. 305 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,020 Dad, don't listen to him. 306 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,260 Who were you talking to? This is so unfair. 307 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,120 How many times has that happened? Like, once. 308 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,200 OK, maybe twice, but that bitch was laughing at the way I say tequila. If I 309 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,040 all my fingers and then took my cashmere socks off and used my toes and then 310 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,300 stripped naked, we'd get to around that number. 311 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,740 21 isn't that bad. 312 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,640 And I never got my tequila. 313 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:12,560 Most people get into that state once in a lifetime, at most. 314 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:19,220 You? Your timeline goes, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, bitch monster 315 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,820 Hades. Shit, I saw Joey last night. 316 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,780 I went to his house. 317 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,160 What? Why aren't you in rehab? 318 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:28,820 No, that wasn't Joey. 319 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,680 Joey isn't a big black dude. 320 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,880 I'm getting an Uber to your mum's. 321 00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,480 I want you to stay in bed. 322 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:39,320 Here are two Xanax and four cans of 10 % cider. 323 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,520 That should get you through the worst of it. 324 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,860 Bye. Where are you going with your fake designer suitcase? 325 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,500 We're going on holiday. 326 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,580 Oh, let me grab my bikini. Give me ten minutes. 327 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:50,040 I already waxed, remember? 328 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,900 I told you we were going to lose everything. 329 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:53,860 You've lost me. 330 00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,200 Nico. Get a shower. 331 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,600 Go to bed. 332 00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,400 I've changed your sheets and I've put your gym jams out for you. 333 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,200 Let me know you're not dead at some point. 334 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:07,980 No, Rosie. 335 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,380 I know you've been through a lot. 336 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,820 Your whole life has been a lot. 337 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:18,040 Death and disease and overwork and exhaustion and a whole bunch of other 338 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:22,740 things. But don't let a lot make you too much. 339 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,640 You cut that line for me at Dundas. 340 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,700 Emmerdale. 341 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:32,840 Get your shower. 342 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,960 I do, though. 343 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,100 Rosie, that's for drunks. 344 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,520 Shit, 345 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,200 Joey, you scared me. 346 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,400 We've cleaned every single crevice. 347 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,840 Crevice. 348 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,100 You won't find any alcohol or drugs. 349 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,420 Nico phoned me. 350 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:41,500 After he called, we cleared the place. You could have a normal, clean and sober 351 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,260 environment. Cleaned everything. 352 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:44,780 Checked everywhere. 353 00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:46,140 Even my nooks? 354 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,600 Especially your nooks. Not my crannies. 355 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,120 Yeah, we got to them too. 356 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,440 We just, er, want you to be safe, Rosie. 357 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,700 Well, I know something about Ruby. 358 00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:00,700 She's not as perfect as you think she is, Joey. 359 00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:03,090 What's the point? 360 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,650 You just can't help but like, can you? 361 00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:13,050 Where's the ice cream? 362 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,590 With your credit card. 363 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,479 Every cranny. 364 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,260 Mommy. Kiss, kiss. 365 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:01,940 Oh, mother. 366 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:41,680 If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this program, help is 367 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,340 available online at sky .com forward slash viewer support.